Whether a tree falls to the south or to the north, in the place where it falls, there will it lie

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Received this in an email. Thought it was funny.
Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive an Economic Stimulus payment. This is an exciting program. I’ll explain it using the Q and A format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government [...]

The children were not left alone with this Santa at all. For their safety.

My father sent me this in an email. It made me smile. It’s attributed to Gabriel García Márquez. I cannot verify whether or not that is true, but I can tell you, the words below do ring true if you’ve ever met a Puerto Rican. If you haven’t, this is what is in store for [...]

I shared this on twitter yesterday, but I thought I’ve give it a little post up here on ol’ blog. I stopped into a Starbucks in the morning to pick up a medium (grande? whatever) Mocha frap before heading into work yesterday.
The barista and I had a brief conversation and it went like this:
Barista: May [...]

So, yeah, Memorial Day. Had a great relaxing day cooking out with some friends and just chilling in the slightly wet Florida weather. Out in front of me from nowhere I see an object flying in the air.
At first I thought it was an acorn or something. The thought, which amazes me how fast it [...]

If you are an easily offended Christian, do not watch this.

HT to Adam McIntyre

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