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Category: Funny

Crazy PETA, Boobs are for Babies

Well, it seems like I just can’t stop talking about breasts around here, but this was too good not to mention. PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals aka crazy folks) have apparently petitioned the creators of Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream to use human breast milk to make their ice cream. Hmmm, breastalicious? [...]

Leaps of Faith aka A Scary Video?

The gateway drug to a future filled with a 360… Comes with free screams and yells. I love my wife… she’s so awesome. She hates him.

Breast Milk, Cheese, and Twitter

While out on a date recently with my wife, I had a strange thought/question pop into my head. Is it possible to make cheese from human breast milk? Just so you can have a little understanding of where the thought came in, Natalie was enjoying some type of pasta at Carrabba’s with chicken and goat [...]

Toilet-Paper Researchers Create 3-ply Tissue

Quilted Northern’s new product after some research and development. Best part of the story? The quote below. The company touts the toilet tissue as “ultra-soft” and says it plans to market the product to women 45 and older who view their bathroom as a “sanctuary for quality time.” This follow up is pretty good too. [...]

I Didn’t Even Know Guitars Could Get Saved!

So I happened to be logged into my myspace account, and wouldn’t you know, there was a nifty little add targeted specially for me. Check it out below, First I didn’t even know guitars could be saved, much less, that they needed approval from Lakewood Church before they could become ‘Christian Guitars.’ Crazy, I know. [...]

I Taught My Pastor’s Wife about What Represents Life

Pastor’s Wife Only, originally uploaded by Maproom Systems. I’ve been told I’m a bit of a ‘smart alec.’ Recently, I was remembering a particular situation a few years back that involved me and the pastor’s wife of the church I was attending. I could not help but start laughing. Here’s the set up. I was [...]